Friday, May 13, 2011

Letter to the President



Our sincerest apologies to President Barack Obama on behalf of the ignorant nation you serve.

Not conscious of your platforms white supremacy seems to hold all our concern not those little black babies you seek to uphold and provide future nor will we acknowledge your defeat on terrorism when the Anglo-Saxon couldn’t do it.

See…we’re the Republican Party.

And we’ll argue till blue in the face that we’re tolerant of the colored race our issue is with democracy you’ve got us enraged like how come Common got an invite to the White House?
Better suitable for our taste why not invite Donald Trump out? While his platform is yet developed and his experience nonexistent his skepticism of your birth records instead of healthcare is legitimate.

Excuse us for our ignorance. Questioning your religion, when catholic Kennedy took office yet with YOU black man we go kicking and screaming making no effort to hide our blatantly racist esteem.

That’s just how the cookie crumbles…

We ostracize and we fight every attempt you forge for success and bite our tongues under defeat.
Dividing the House of Representatives so no bill is passed and doodling satanic pictures of you wasting in our seats.

There’s strange fruit in these trees. We’ve rigged a jail system to systematically retrieve your kind so the fact you made it to the White House…we MUST press rewind.

Throw caution to the wind and lay siege to our own economy blocking a stimulus that seems too promising. Let the white, I mean Republicans handle this. Let’s spend more money on weaponry and deny starving kids. Lets cut education (which secretly we ruined anyway) and force our youth to the path of insanity.
Tell them that Switzerland has better math scores and Japan is more efficient in Science so your only option is to fire this rifle on foreign islands. We snuck our grubby fingers in the cookie jar and choked HOPE out of their eyes knowing our tactic is artfully disguised because without college funding, your black students can try but a shot at equal education? EHHHHHH DENIED!

The minority whispers “From the American Dream….I awoke in a sweat” well we’ve got news…you aint seen NOTHING yet.

To protect and serve: NOT the brown, yellow, tan, beige, or red man. Yet our biggest fear has been realized and we’ve been found that all of our arguments aren’t logically sound. Still we push forward digging graves in our backyard killing ourselves slowly off.

Not to mention that we turned against our own citizens and made terrorists of our officials killing children in villages we made sure you never heard of. Pouring cyanide down throats or plundering through bullet holes in skulls hoping to find “intelligence” to justify our murders.

This is the America you open your eyes every morning to protect.
This is the America that would more willingly place rope around your neck.

This is your America that you so passionately wish to fix.
This is your America that to this day denies racism exists.

So I personally apologize on their behalf Mr. President cause I know this has to be the single hardest job there ever was. And I applaud you for not giving up on us.

God Bless.